How do you know when you're obsessed with Evanescecnce? Well, I've put a list of all the warning signs.
-At your summer camp, you decide to be a loner, head over to the piano and start bangin' out Meat Loaf's "I'd Do Anything for Love"...in hopes you'd be noticed by that cute guitar player over there...
-You tell your granny to re-name all her cats Amy, Ben, Rocky, John, and Will.
-Meat Loaf is your new favorite food.
-You tell your boyfriend to grow a beard and take up guitar lessons.
-You die your naturally brown hair black and freak out your friends when you show up at school in corsets and poofy skirts.
-You join the choir.
-You decide that you will never watch Charmed again, in fear your guy friend will pay more attention to Alyssa Milano then to you.
-You move to Little Rock, Arkansas, in hope you'll be discovered.
-You buy out the Evanescence store.
-Your motto is "We'll just drink and go on."
-You have a tendency to autograph anything that comes your way.
-Fairy wings are now a neccesity in your wardrobe.
-You pierce your eyebrow.
-You become campaign to become president of the choir and threaten anyone who gets in your way
-You spit water at people you don't like.
-You spit water at...everyone.
-When you can't think of an answer to a question, you ask "Are there boobs involved?".
-You sell your cat. When friends ask why, you tell them that you couldn't keep him because you're going on tour.
-You "make music" with your boyfriend in the closet of the apartment you live in together.
-Every birthday party you have is roller-skate themed.
-You insist that at 13, you were overweight and had poofy hair.
-You refuse to accept any gift from your best guy friend unless it's a CD of cheesy 80's songs.
-Your new fav drink is a mixture of Sprite and Vodka.
-You parents know the words to all the songs.
-You believe that everything that goes good in your life is due to Meatloaf.
-You wear color contacts for reasons other than eyesight.
-You insist your favorite movie is All American Tail.
-You tell all your friends you were named after a 70's song.
-You change your middle name to Lynn.
-Your favorite swear word is F*ck!
-Your kids know ALL the words to the songs! (Thnx to Jennifer for this one)
-Your last 20 MSN screennames have been lyrics from Evanescence songs
-You see Amy Lee lookalikes wherever you go
-You find yourself drawn to corsets and poofy skirts
-You have more than 50 pictures of Amy Lee saved to your computer (Thnx to Kitty Fields)
-Everyone is staring at you in math class and you realize you've been singing "Going Under" out loud
-You start singing wherever you go, even if you're horrible (Thnx to Chelsea)
-You talk about Evanescence so much that your friends tell you to try going without talking about Evanescence for one freaking minute.*
-You listen to Fallen so much that your parents yell "Don't you ever get tired of that? This is the 312th time you've listened to it today!" Then you answer "Nope, never. I owe my life to these guys."*
-You have pictures from magazines, articles, more pictures covering your whole entire room and a collage of Evanescence as your computer background.*
-You have a shrine dedicated all to Evanescence and stare at it for an hour before you go to bed.*
-You start reffering to Evanescence as "your buddies."*
You randomly scream "Ben" "Amy" "John" "Rocky" and "Will" once in a while.*
-You write a song about Evanescence.*
-You start talking to pictures of the band.*
-Your every dream has something to do with meeting Evanescence.*
-You have so many pictures of Amy Lee every where that your guy friends are starting to think that you have gone to the other-side. (They like that idea, even though it's not true)*
-You demand your band to be dramatic, dark, epic, rock.*
-You write "Evanescence" and draw the Evanescence symbol on your arm with permanent marker and re-draw them everyday*.
-You swear to yourself that you will name your kids after Amy, Ben, John, Rocky and Will.*
-Your locker is covered in pictures of Evanescence*
-You've changed you favorite holiday from Christmas to Halloween.*
-You decide to be Amy Lee for Halloween.*
-You start taking acting classes for stage presence.*
-On your information speech for speech class the topic you chose was about Evanescence and how they changed your life.*
-Your band played "Going Under" for your school talent show.*
-You spray-painted "Evanescence ROCKS" on the back of the shed in your backyard*
-You wake up in the middle of the night to go to Evanescence sites.*
-You think you're living in the Victorian era.`
-You say everything is retarded.`
-You swear you're Christian.`
-You hit annoying people that have signs with water bottles.`
